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Coffee means never having to say you’re sleepy

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1539-20140113-CoffeeMeansNoSleepy

The amazing RStevens tweeted this last week.

Prints and more available at Society6! / Daily Drawing #1539. / 2014 Zine Subscriptions available!

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I hate when people take photos of their meal instead of eating it, because there's nothing I love more than the sound of other people chewing.
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rockhyrax
3812 days ago
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I wish I'd spent more time photographing the hyraxes I met in person, rather than just staring at them with open mouth.

minisporgiti: please can this spread like wildfire?

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minisporgiti:

please can this spread like wildfire?

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The Broker Bodega

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Tumblr of the day: ads for bodega items if they were written by NYC real estate brokers.

Broker Bodega

*~TOTAL GUT RENOVATION~* (via @akuban)

Tags: advertising   real estate
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steingart
3883 days ago
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^bump
Princeton, NJ
cinebot
3883 days ago
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ACCURATE
toronto.
ksw
3883 days ago
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ravenel
3883 days ago
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Oh my god, so true.
ÜT: 40.673477,-73.975108

Open Thread: What's Your Backup Plan?

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Maybe it's buying a farm. Maybe it's opening a women's shelter. Maybe it's moving to Alabama or marrying your first love. So many backup options, so little time! What are yours?

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3913 days ago
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1. Run a farm/garden/writers retreat near a body of water and maybe some mountains and a shitload of trees.

2. Nanny-ing.

3. Two-story poetry bookstore, cafe that serves Southern/Middle Eastern fusion.

4. Run a cat shelter.
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empiricallyricist:

Sonic Nail Clipper
The Analyst/Logistician
“┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)”

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3917 days ago
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Sonic pencil. The Imam. "I think so."
klohrenz
3917 days ago
Sonic Scissors. The Microbiologist. "Excellent. What kind?"
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Romanikque
3910 days ago
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Oh my... Sonic Toilet Paper Roll - The Doctor - What the Fuck Does That Even Mean!?

This says more about me than I care to admit!
Baltimore, MD
kazriko
3910 days ago
Either Sonic programmable calculator, smart phone, keyboard, Pebble Watch, or Vita. (All equadistant.) The Accountant, and "Nope."
emurr002
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Sonic ear buds; The Doctor; "I value your opinion."
pberry
3913 days ago
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Sonic gel pen. The Librarian. "JOBS!"
Chico, CA
gamergeek
3913 days ago
Sonic Highlighter. The Accountant. "The good thing is: I know exactly where we are parked now."
veracity
3912 days ago
Sonic glass. The QC Inspector. "Not stupid enough to watch those"
theprawn
3913 days ago
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Sonic coffee mug. The pastor. "True."
bronzehedwick
3913 days ago
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Sonic pillow. The reverend. "Hey man forgot to mention, I have your jacket."
Tarrytown, NY
grammargirl
3914 days ago
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Sonic smartphone. The Paralegal. "Let me know. Just sitting around." Kind of cool to see the wide variety of sharefighters' parental occupations. :-)
Brooklyn, NY
iaravps
3914 days ago
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Sonic bookmark. The Professor. "Have a good seminar!"
Rio de Janeiro, Brasil
Cdogg
3914 days ago
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Sonic Pizza. The Engineer. "Not sure if she's on the list, but she offered to help."

FAIL.
NDG, Montreal
ryanbrazell
3914 days ago
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Sonic pillow. The Secretary. "Hope you have had a good weekend!"
Richmond, VA
ramsesoriginal
3914 days ago
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Sonic Floppy Disk. The Woodcarver. "paaaast"
Bozen/Val Gardena Italy
timjump
3915 days ago
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Sonic iPhone. The Electrician. "How you holding up?"

Me likey!
Altamonte Springs, FL
phogan
3915 days ago
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Sonic laptop. The Banker. "You dun got a hacked twitter account son."

I don't like this character.
Massapequa Park, NY
infogulch
3915 days ago
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Sonic pocketknife. The nurse. "Let me try again"
Missouri
ChrisDL
3915 days ago
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Sonic female sunglasses. The Cardiologist. "Just about there"
New York
DivinoAG
3915 days ago
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Sonic glasses. The Journalist. "Alright!"
California
glenniebun
3915 days ago
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Sonic cell phone. The Chemist. "Seems reasonable!"
CT USA
MEVincent
3915 days ago
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Sonic waterbottle, the Minister, "How was it?"
Manassas, Virginia
squinky
3915 days ago
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Sonic euphonium. The Doctor. "Jacob's picking me up, so it's all good."

(My mom is actually a doctor.)
Santa Cruz, CA
HarlandCorbin
3916 days ago
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Sonic laptop. The Professor. "Yes"
RedSonja
3917 days ago
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Sonic Drumstick. The Alpaca Farmer. "Okeydoke. I'll go ahead and eat then."
angelchrys
3917 days ago
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Sonic Slinky. The Manager. "I'm entering into a co-dependent relationship with beer."
Overland Park, KS
skorgu
3917 days ago
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Sonic paper towel. The Carpenter.
jepler
3916 days ago
Sonic pillow. The Delivery Driver. "Don't worry, it won't go bad."
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